Dancing through life

People on the community really needed to stop underestimating Kid's skills as a thief. When he said he was going to steal something, he meant it. And that included the goddess Kanzeon.

The 'heist' as he liked to call it (since kidnapping sounded so... dirty) went off without any serious problems. Who knew goddesses were susceptible to sleeping gas, just like any normal human being? It was a good thing, too. Or else he might not have succeeded in taking her after all.

... obviously he couldn't bring her home. His mom would wonder where she came from. So, with permission from Jii-chan, he brought her to his billiards bar. At least she would be able to enjoy herself here.

After Kid asked her a few questions, of course. He hadn't forgotten about her promise to look for Pandora. He intended to insure that she followed through with that promise, too.

Hello again everyone!

Since Halloween is coming and I've learned that anyone can dress up in a costume, I'd like to offer my clothes making skills to everyone! If you have a costume you'd like made, please let me know! I'd be more than happy to make them and I'm sure my animal friends would be happy to help as well. So please let me know what you'd like and I'll get to work right away! :D

... do any of you know how you would retrieve something that... had been given to Hades? Is there any way?





((Rufus is an asshole and made her feel bad about Dark Nation being stolen in return for her life, even though she didn't ask to be revived in the first place. Feel free to smack her around verbally for being such a doormat. I'm getting sick of it, myself.))

Kaito, Aoko, Hakuba and Akako; it was a pleasure being your teacher and at the same time, your student. However, I've gotten myself into a lot of money from my Uncle Jack who died of pneumonia in Paris, and I fear I must return to the country.

Hope you learned well,
Ernest.

[locked to Yuuko || unhackable]

Hey, Yuuko, is it okay if I hang out at your shop for a while? I'll bring liquor and myself.

[/locked]

[ooc; you know the drill! Not cross, not his icons and not the journal.]

Hey, guys! Just a heads up for everybody -- I've been dealing with computer virus issues since last weekend, so my internet access has pretty much been limited to my phone. I'm making progress, and have today off, so hopefully I can knock this out to be able to update for Activity Check tonight, but I wanted to let you guys know why I havent been around the last few days, and where I am in case I cant get a fix on this today.

Love you all!
-Axel

I'm moving back in with Minato, Shinji, and the rest of you freaks.

I'm not going to try and kill the Angel anymore, but I don't want to see him either.

Indefinite hiatus, possibly semi, I haven't decided yet.

I just can't deal right now and I'm trying not to drop, so I'm doing this. Probably won't be in chat much either.

Hopefully I'll be back sooner than I think.

Dumb'cons been too quite here, and me Grimlock tired to listening to Fuzzy Mech being a glitch. So me found this. Shows secret about squishy brat princess.

( Cut not IC of course. )

((ooc: I have not excuse other then it has been a while since Grimlock has made a post like this. At least now he is not sticking to 'Cons. XD Pic source found here. Please give credit to the artist.))

Looks like I'm low on cash.

Do you have:

A) Someone you want dead
B) Someone who needs to get laid
C) Someone you need found?

If so, I can do it.

For the right price.

The snow has finally melted enough to where we can past through the mountains to Mt. Mortal Dragon. It will most likely take us about a week to reach there. Then we will have the lovely task of dealing with the Divine Dragon. I know it has to be done, but it still saddens me that we would have to destroy such a magnificent creature. His rage towards Winglies and Humans is just too strong to not consider him a threat. We will be leaving later today.

Shana is still not herself. It is like all her strength is being drained from her. Queen Theresa offered for her to stay at the palace while we are gone. I think that is for the best. Though this also means that Miranda is coming with us. It is quite clear that her and I do not get along...

[locked but hackable]
None of my companions here knows what happened to me a few days ago in the woods. I would rather for them to stay in the dark about it anyway.

I was shocked to see a large bruise around my neck when I finally had a chance to look in the mirror. Meru happened to be in the room at the time and it seems she did not even notice it. When I asked if she saw anything wrong with my neck, all I got was a snarky comment about how I wear the same choker day in and day out. Meru may goof off most of the time, but she worries when either of us gets a small scratch. It is like only I can see the bruise. I do not know rather to be relieved of that, since I will not be asked questions about it, or concerned about the state of my own mind.

Well, well, well. Who would've thought it? How long has it been since I've felt this way about anyone? Even Mitsume is proving less of a distraction these days.

...and, of course, he would be too young by his worlds' standards for me to move in and just enjoy myself. Perhaps that's why it's so different this time, the fact that I have to wait... if there's even anything to wait for.

God, if you have a hand in this, you're more of a dick than I've ever given you credit for.

What should one do when your world is rebuilding itself around you without any assistance. Having the ability to create is, indeed, a marvelous thing but when all is said and done, being the way I am, I only need to breathe just the smallest hint of life into this beautiful world and it can sustain itself.

Is this what Odin once did? Gaze down at life as it moves on independently from Asgard? Is that what I am to do for eternity? Or will the human in me give out one day.

Perhaps thinking about these things too much will only bring on all the more doubt. Humans must be very torn with all these emotions. I had no idea you were all this complex.

"Brain stealer"? Really?

THE MERCIFUL GODDESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!

(ooc: Kanzeon was "stolen" by Kaitou. This is her assistant Jiroushin. He has high blood pressure. Have fun~)

I'm no longer cursed with bad luck. Thank you to those who showed me support during this trying time. To anyone who would like to tie Hades' shoe laces together, I assure you that you have my blessing.

I may be slightly inebriated, who can tell?

And a very special message to:
Azula
Doctor
Laharl
Asuka Langley Soryu
Ikari Shinji
Rufus ShinRa
Kyon

A creepy, rude robot named coolest_robot intends to kill you for money. I was thinking of selling the information to the seven of you, but I don't give a fuck anymore. It's not like I need money, and none of you have anything I want so far as I know.

If you want protection, I'd be willing to negotiate. Reducing something to a pile of scrap would improve my mood, anyway.

I was dragged went over to Italy to do some visiting, but I'm back now.

Planes are annoying though. I want to build a teleporter.

If I'm not around, I'm probably working on it.

Okay, so, looks like I owe you guys an apology. It's all real, I buy it, I'm an idiot. Tyki dropping in literally out of nowhere would have been enough to convince me. Seeing someone walk right through him definitely would have done it.

But in a way, that was easier to take. It was still stuff from some other world, y'know? This...

Apparently there's plenty of weird shit going on in my world, too.

I got in an accident today. Big smash-em-up car crash, dozens of people killed. No survivors.

Except me and this other guy are being listed as survivors, because we got up and walked away from the scene.

Only problem is, neither of us is actually alive anymore.

So this sucks. A LOT. Wouldn't be so bad being a zombie, except the guys that offered us the deal put our bodies back together wrong, and now we've got each other's right hands. Which means we can't get away from each other or the hands start ROTTING OFF, and you wouldn't believe how gross that would be.

I can't live at home. Had to change schools and move into this creepy dorm. If I can pay off the fucking ridiculous amount of money I had to borrow in order to become a zombie, I get to be human again. If I don't manage within a year... I can either pay an equally ridiculous renewal fee, or die.

And in the meantime I'm chained to this total asshole jerkwad prick who's got a stick shoved so far up his ass you can see it every time he opens his fucking mouth.

Dino...


I saw what you wrote the other day. Next time, I suggest you lock your lists to the crowds of herbivores. Herbivore.



As to the herbivores out there. I'm bored, are there any strong fighters out there who aren't scared to break...oh I don't know. Fifty or Seventy bones?

lol mod failure-- I totally forgot about the calendar.

The Kink Meme is the 24th til whenever it ends, the Musical Virus is 17th til the 20th.


Actually, since I'm on vacation, I wouldn't be opposed to like, starting the kink meme sometime this week before the virus starts-- would you guys prefer that?

KINK MEME IS HERE

[There's a short scene where Rufus bows deeply, complimenting the Fire Nation for its accomplishments and speaking very highly of Azula. Rufus stands very respectfully, head bowed low- but, then in a moment he stands up and his arm lights up a bright yellow]

You're going to make me the new King of the Fire Nation.

[the Fire Lord laughing before he finds himself getting off the throne, and Rufus getting handed the "crown". ]

You can thank your daughter for this, sir. Though honestly, she really shouldn't have insulted the ShinRa Company. You're very lucky that I'm not a Weapons Dealer anymore, nor I use my army. Though -

[seeing the guards - raising an eyebrow]

I wouldn't suggest that, all I need to do is order you to stop breathing and you'll die.

[completely bluffing of course, the materia can't do that, but they don't know that. Watching the guards stand down and sitting on the throne, looking completely smug and addressing a very furious king]

( Cut OOC for the length of it all - heh looks like I outdid Dark and Kid )

[ooc; sodfiasdfdsf i hope this is okay, i tried to be as vague as possible and I'm not familiar with the canon. Rufus tricked Azula and he's used manipulation materia to take the kingdom for a day. :|b reference. I'm so sorry for spamming. DDDDX]